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'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Brain Power

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Ideas Man

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Cross-country knitting.

The Solution!

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Stitch one, pearl one...

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I had to get braces."

Inspiration Point

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

A woman knits from a globe.

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

Wooly mammoth

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Show off!'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Cut out and keep your own snowman.