Crafter Gifts

Cross-country knitting.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Do it yourself books.

"He's an abstract artist."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Brain Power

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

School of Baristas

Wooly mammoth

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

A woman knits from a globe.

Moog invented the blog.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

Boating trip

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Life Drawing Class

Venus Fly Trap

Garden Art

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

Octopus and Swordfish

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Writer's Block