Cultural Crafter Gifts

A woman knits from a globe.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

I did it my way.

Do it yourself books.

The Origami Society...

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Brain Power

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

The Sculptor

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I usually work in snow."

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Wooly mammoth

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Ice Sculpting Class.

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Downcycling with Debbie

Garden Art

Venus Fly Trap

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

"Homey Claus!"

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).