Crochet Crafter Gifts

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Brain Power

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Stitch one, pearl one...

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

School of Baristas

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

Crocheting during lockdown

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Watch out for number one.

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

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