Crochet Fanatic Gifts

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Crotchet

'Happy now?'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

King Madras

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'