Crochet Gifts

Needle Exchange

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Crotchet

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Neptune: the retirement years.

Haircuts

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

octopus knitting a jumper...

Crocheting during lockdown

Knitting

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

I did it my way.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The Origami Society...

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"He's an abstract artist."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."