Crochet Hook Enthusiast Gifts

'Mother, NOT with the crochet hook!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"River well stocked this year."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

octopus knitting a jumper...

Patient after an appendix operation

Hooks R Us.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Haircuts

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Neptune: the retirement years.

Watch out for number one.

Crocheting during lockdown

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Make do and mend

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"I don't wish to alarm you but someone has soiled your favourite hand crocheted rug."

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"