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"I don't wish to alarm you but someone has soiled your favourite hand crocheted rug."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Crocheting during lockdown

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

String Theory for Beginners.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!