Crocheter Gifts

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cock A Doodle

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"Things get more interesting at noon."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Cross-country knitting.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Prison Croquet Team

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

School of Baristas

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

No Croquet

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Watch out for number one.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Neptune: the retirement years.

Crocheting during lockdown

Haircuts