Crochet Lover Gifts

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

"Hmm... now WHERE did i leave my knitting needle..?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crotchet

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Cat Sisyphus

"Things get more interesting at noon."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Cattitude

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"My parents hate it."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

Watch out for number one.

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Neptune: the retirement years.

Melania Trump

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Haircuts

"It's my white whale."