Crocheting Gifts

"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Grandma Knits Up A Storm

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

Spindles

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Hmm... now WHERE did i leave my knitting needle..?"

"I knitted it myself."

"And that's when you told her knitting is for old women?"

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

God Bless Our Reverse Mortgage.

At the ball of string quality control department.

Knitting Pretty

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

'Mother, NOT with the crochet hook!'

"I don't wish to alarm you but someone has soiled your favourite hand crocheted rug."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I need to unwind after that.'

Watch out for number one.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"