Hook Enthusiast Gifts

Fish talking about fisherman

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Fishing with God

"River well stocked this year."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Catching flying fish...'