Hook Enthusiast Gifts

Fish talking about fisherman

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"River well stocked this year."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Gone Bookkeepin'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Children arguing over the name of a fish