Hook Master Gifts

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

"Tommy!"

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"River well stocked this year."

Man fishing with large bait

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Fish don't like worms.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Missing you.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"FISH ON"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Training

Worm Ate The Fish.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Gymnasts

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."