Hook Specialist Gifts

"With my boxing career, I was good at jabs and hooks, but my weakness was uppercuts."

"You try it first, if it taste good I will eat the next one."

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"FISH ON"

'How was your luck, dear?'

It says he invented super glue.

Spider harpist.

'You only caught one?'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

Worm eats the fish.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

The Salmon Man

Fish Traps/Lure.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

'A shoddy piece of work.'

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'