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"With my boxing career, I was good at jabs and hooks, but my weakness was uppercuts."

"You try it first, if it taste good I will eat the next one."

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"FISH ON"

'How was your luck, dear?'

Spider harpist.

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'You only caught one?'

Worm eats the fish.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

The Salmon Man

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Fish Traps/Lure.

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

'A shoddy piece of work.'

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Well, well well! This could be my lucky day!"