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'You only caught one?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The one that got away

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Missing you.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

Fisherman Funneral

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

The Salmon Man

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

Angling Competition

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

'Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead and open the bait container.'

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'