Catch Specialist Prints

'You only caught one?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The one that got away

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Missing you.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Fisherman Funneral

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

Determined fisherman

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

The Salmon Man

Angling Competition

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"