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'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fisherman Funneral

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'Time to buy.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Steroids.'

Imitation Crab

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Pole Jumping Collision

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

'Are my feet anywhere near the oche yet?'

'I'm only interested in fillets.'

'When does salmon season start?!'

Adversarial Competition Training

The wrong suit