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'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Fisherman Funneral

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Catch-and-release whaling.