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'When does salmon season start?!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Clown Watercooler

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Fisherman Funneral

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

"I can't feel my legs."

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'