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'It's gotta be a trap.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

The Philip Marlow family

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"I'm in disguise."

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Product Testing Department

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Crime Writer's Society.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

In Disguise.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

'He went that way, quick!'

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Fisherman Funneral

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Man stabbed in crime section of library, writing 'AAGH!' on piece of paper.

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Here's Pollen!"