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Overkill: Pest Control.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Product Testing Department

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"It's a setup."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'We've got bats.'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

A Better Mouth-Trap

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'

The Cornucopia Trap

From any kind of water.

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing

Anti-virus Precision.

Parachutist jumps with the wrong backpacks.

Sand trap