Tourist Trap Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Vanishing London Tour - cash in advance.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Product Testing Department

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'Damned tourists.'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

Model Upstairs

A Better Mouth-Trap

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

The Cornucopia Trap

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Anti-virus Precision.

Edward the Overtall

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

"You didn't say 'cheese'!"

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

Overkill: Pest Control.