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"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Vanishing London Tour - cash in advance.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Product Testing Department

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'Damned tourists.'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Big game hunter with big mouse trap

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

Model Upstairs

A Better Mouth-Trap

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

The Cornucopia Trap

Edward the Overtall

Anti-virus Precision.

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

"You didn't say 'cheese'!"

"Isn't that a pair of Stonado slingbacks in there?"