Mouse Trap Enthusiast T-Shirts

Anti-virus Precision.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Phew, that was close."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Product Testing Department

"It's a setup."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Cat Mask

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'