Mouse Catcher Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You had a mouse for lunch? Why does that not surprise me?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Cat Mask

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Mouse shopping after hours

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'How are you?'