Mouse Encounter Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Cat Mask

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."