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'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."

Nutcracker mice

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Cat and Mouse Dance

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

Complementary wine and cheese

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

The Mouse Golfer

Ghost afraid of a mouse.

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.