Mice Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Women are afraid of us, so don't panic if the farmer's wife appears - we've got nothing to lose!"

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

'Don't make me come in there.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cat and mouse

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's from the cat."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Follow that cab!'

Cat and mouse.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Phew, that was close."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'