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"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Cat and mouse.

'Follow that cab!'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"Phew, that was close."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Cat Mask

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'