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I think I just figured out why this place was available.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Fishing for Mice

Cat Mask

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'

'How are you?'

'The cat is SUPPOSED to be giving you a hard time!'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Nutcracker mice

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'