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"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Remember me?'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Fishing for Mice

Revenge of the Mice

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Rudolph Red Light District

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Cat and mouse tennis court

Do you do portraits as well?

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

"There's something funny about those two."

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

Cat

I gave at the office. !

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

Man sees stuffed mouse come out of snack machine dispenser.