Mighty Mouse Fan T-Shirts

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Remember me?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Halloween sculptor

Monster Realtor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'