Mighty Mouse Fan T-Shirts

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Remember me?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Halloween sculptor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Revenge of the Mice

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"