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'Forget the snake, how much are the mice?'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Remember me?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Smart Arse Meter

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

Pinochio's Computer

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Do you do portraits as well?

'Take a deep breath and don't panic---we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'fear factor''

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"