Fearless Mouse Fan Mugs

'Forget the snake, how much are the mice?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Remember me?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Smart Arse Meter

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

Pinochio's Computer

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Do you do portraits as well?

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

'Take a deep breath and don't panic---we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'fear factor''

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Ebola. Should I really be this freaked out about it? I mean, more Americans have been married to Angelina Jolie than have died of Ebola. You should be TERRIFIED! It LIQUIFIES YOUR ORGANS! It's so EASY TO CATCH, too, if a symptomatic Ebola patient throws up on you and you don't notice in time to wash it off before you rub your eyes. Ratings gold! If I stay tuned, will you update me on all the developments?

I gave at the office. !

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.