Fearless Fur Fan Mugs

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"A little help, please."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Kensington Fluffies

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog Love.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Training.

Living with a cataholic.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.