Fearless Fur Fan Prints

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"A little help, please."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Kensington Fluffies

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppy.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog Training.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Love.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Living with a cataholic.

"We'll take him."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.