Furry Friend Fan Prints

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Walking the Dog.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Big dogs. One of the reasons little dogs are so nervous.

His masters voicemail.

'OK, I might not collect your poo in a bag, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.'

'Just jam one of these capsules as far down his throat as you can... WHEN you can... and IF you can.'

Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"The dog's left us!"

"I think, perhaps, he wants a second opinion!"

Hospital: Dog people, Cat people

Puppy.

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'He keeps us young!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

When Dogs Brag

"I think it's time we see other dogs."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Elderly woman's pets visit her in hospital

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Pick me!"

"He's my emotional support dog."

Beware of Dogs

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Wedding Day