Cat-and-mouse Fan T-Shirts

'A large box from Hickory Farms is being held for you in the package room.'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Remember me?'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Revenge of the Mice

Bat

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Grumpy Cow

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'