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"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Remember me?'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Pet Cemetery.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Revenge of the Mice

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Grumpy Cow

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

"You're fired."

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."