Cat-and-mouse Fans Gifts

"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Remember me?'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Bat

Revenge of the Mice

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

Grumpy Cow

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

Cat and mouse tennis court

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"