Cat And Mouse Dynamic Fan Gifts

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Remember me?'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Revenge of the Mice

You never caw.

Bat

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

Grumpy Cow

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'My wish didn't come true...'

"Is this your work?"