Cat Fans Gifts

'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

Cat caught by a policeman about to kill a mouse.

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

Map of hydrants and cats.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Oh, crap.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

How Amazon was invented

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."