Cat Cyclist Fans Gifts

"She's all over YouTube."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Oh, crap.'

Unemotional Support Animal

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

What does aloof mean?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Litter Tray Training

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

How Amazon was invented

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."