Cat Fan Gifts

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

Bat

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Umbrella, pooper-scooper, bag...he really knows how to pick his best friends!'

Grumpy Cow

'My wish didn't come true...'

Bird bomb attacking a cat.

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

Musical Kangaroo and Cat

"You're fired."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"I ordered herbal tea, not hairball!"

"Cats! Can't live with them,...can't eat them."

'I'm not a cat, you fool! I'm a terrier!'

Pets bath time.

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Satchel I have made a big decision.'

'No, birds, mostly.'

"What's the matter, cata got your tongue?"

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

"I'm sorry. Your policy clearly doesn’t cover an Act of Dog."

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'