Black Cat Fan Gifts

"She's a classic."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Meowlzebub

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Wolf Karaoke

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'