Black Cat Supporter Gifts

"A black cat? Are you serious?!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Lumbar support animal

Litter Tray Training

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Safari.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Meowlzebub

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'