Black Cat Collector Gifts

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Meowlzebub

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"How many is too many?"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"They say as cats age, they lose their curiosity."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

'But they get attached to me!'

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

Black Cat Yoga

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

Catfishing

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"