Stray Cat Supporter Gifts

"You had a mouse for lunch? Why does that not surprise me?"

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'My opponent hates cats.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"He's a rescue."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Will mouse for cat nip!

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'