Stray Animal Supporter Gifts

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

DIY Butchers

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"He's a rescue."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Guide Dogs

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

So...who is your provider ?

Will mouse for cat nip!

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."