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'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"He's a rescue."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

DIY Butchers

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Guide Dogs

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

So...who is your provider ?

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Will mouse for cat nip!

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.